{"type":"standard","title":"Mar Lodge","displaytitle":"Mar Lodge","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6754405","titles":{"canonical":"Mar_Lodge","normalized":"Mar Lodge","display":"Mar Lodge"},"pageid":11244054,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fa/Mar_Lodge_06.JPG/330px-Mar_Lodge_06.JPG","width":320,"height":219},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/Mar_Lodge_06.JPG","width":4256,"height":2912},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1177293541","tid":"74f789cd-5cdc-11ee-8b8a-9b4730e02cfd","timestamp":"2023-09-27T02:20:42Z","description":"Events venue and holiday accommodation in Aberdeenshire, Scotland","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":56.99166667,"lon":-3.48861111},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar_Lodge","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar_Lodge?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar_Lodge?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mar_Lodge"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar_Lodge","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Mar_Lodge","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar_Lodge?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mar_Lodge"}},"extract":"Mar Lodge is a sporting lodge 5 miles to the west of Braemar and the principal building on the Mar Lodge Estate in Aberdeenshire, Scotland. It was built in 1895, replacing an earlier building, by Alexander Duff, 1st Duke of Fife.","extract_html":"
Mar Lodge is a sporting lodge 5 miles to the west of Braemar and the principal building on the Mar Lodge Estate in Aberdeenshire, Scotland. It was built in 1895, replacing an earlier building, by Alexander Duff, 1st Duke of Fife.
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