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Black Gold is a 1942 Italian drama film directed by Enrico Guazzoni and Camillo Mastrocinque and starring Juan de Landa, Carla Candiani and Piero Pastore. It was shot at the Cinecittà Studios in Rome and the Pisorno Studios in Tirrenia. The film's sets were designed by the art director Ivo Battelli.
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