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{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
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{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
{"fact":"Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed. Interestingly, while 90% of humans are right handed, the remaining 10% of lefties also tend to be male.","length":182}
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Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth Navy was the navy of the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth and existed from 1627 to 1643.
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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
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